by Chuck Berry

u rede whole alphabettie? is bestest EVAH. EVAH.

da hoominz at steotch.com (rhymez wif beotch) iz verrry smarty wif der crawzz-stitchinez.

if i had der oppozable thumb thingies, diz iz daw crawzz-stitchiez i wuld maek.

If u brainy tpye and needz moar infos about Nowzad, u go here and rede Nowzad.

Den u gifs dem AWL UR MONIEZ!!!!!

SOLDJER KITTEHS IZ VEDDY BRAVE. But getz hurted in war. U HALP!

U HALP!!!!!!

“Cristo was born in a hanger at Kabul International Airport in late spring 2010. He was the only survivor of a litter of four. Cristo walks a little slow and has never been able to jump due to some problems with his back legs. Abandoned by his mother he found a new family with the US Marines stationed there and he quickly grew into a friendly and affectionate cat. Pablo was found as a starving, only days old, kitten outside a storage hanger at Kabul International Airport. One of the Marines (named Pablo) picked up the crying kitten and put her in his jacket. The Marines hand fed the kitten who was introduced to Cristo and they have become the best of friends. Cristo has been a great big brother to Pablo and we now can’t imagine separating them. Getting Pablo and Cristo home to a safe environment is one of the Marines top downtime priorities!”

HALP US CEILING CAT!!!

U HALP NOW!!! kittehz NEED U to gifs AWL ur moniez!!! K’ maybe a tiny liddel bit uf ur moniez. As much as u can gif. Nowzad Chipin

ur money might go to halp soldjer goggies, too, but soldjer goggies are gud goggies and while dey lack teh awesomeness of kittehz, u halp dem too.

 
GIF UR MONIES!

by Bob Dylan

by Allan Sherman

Is that not the cutest picture of a brown anole that you’ve ever seen? Whadda ya mean, “What brown anole?” Look *pointing*, he’s just to the right of the Four Monks Cooking Sherry. See? Adorable.

Yes, today was a pretty exciting day. Pat found his bamboo tube.

Beyond the photo showing that I rarely use Red Wine Vinegar, it shows Pat’s approval of his Enriched Environment.

Granted, he’s sleeping behind/under it (not in it) and I still don’t buy into the “decorative” labeling, but it has proved itself “functional”.

There’s nothing like success to make me wonder what other things I should buy for him.

It’s a sickness.