Cathryn’s Plate-Calico

I found this charming kitteh plate while wandering through Etsy. It’s not described as a lolcat, but I think it perfectly captures the spirit of the noble kitteh. And it’s safe for kittehs and their hoomins.

From the artist’s description: “This little kitty can be trusted with food. It can be used to hold people ♥treats or kitty ♥treats, as it’s been finished in a food-safe glaze.

The plate measures 5½” across and is just over ½” deep. The dish is made from Cone 6 Stoneware clay and is dishwasher and microwave safe, too.”

For more info on this cute calico, visit bogshaunproductions.

So I was reading i can has cheezburger? for my daily dose of non-Jack lolcats and, what did I find?

The lolcat song — it is without flaw.

I scareded teh kittehs wif mai lowd guffawingz.

Here’s a brief snippet (but REALLY, you must download it — I even turned my speakers on!) — the more you know about lolcats, the funnier it is:

Cat Macros, by Tom Smith

I is a kitty and I has good fun
I is entertaining everyone
Dint used to be an internet icon
Till my mom got a digital Nikon
Now she stalks me round the house
Interrupt when Ize chasin a mouse
Waitin for me to make a silly pose,
Stickin that camera up my nose
Goes to compooter, she starts playin
Makes up something I might be sayin
Upload the pic for all to see,
All her online friends go SQUEEEEE
Cat macros.

Now pardon me, I have to go stick a camera up Jack’s nose. Have a fabulous Caturday!

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